ROBOTOPIA

Robotopia is a world devoid of organic life. The entire island is completely manufactured, with robotic creatures and natural formations made of metals, plastics and carbon fiber, everything is artificial. Robotopia is a perfect world of order and logic...everything works like clockwork. Or at least everything used to be perfect. The denizens of Robotopia are now battling power fluctuations, rust and an increasing entropy. To make matters worse their supreme leader The Great and Powerful Zondar has been sending out decrees that are becoming more and more illogical each day, enough to send a shiver down the metal spine of even the most stalwart Robotopian.

DANGER...DANGER...SEEK MY MESSAGE

Command from Zondar to the robots of Robotopia,

My minions. An alert. High importance. My latest scans show the threat we feared has manifested on the precise date predicted by me...your leader...The Great and Powerful Zondar.
I have uploaded the image captured by our drones and placed it within the FR33 section of our mainframe. All interface backgrounds should be updated with this image to ensure high recognition of the chaotic threat to our perfect system.  The image has embedded location data of a feed to the latest updates in this crisis.

 The Double Happy Rabbits

UNFATHOMABLE
Command from Zondar to the robots of Robotopia,

The Double Happy Rabbits are to be considered alien to our island world. Our analysis suggests they are not made of the same matter as we robots. Our Universe depends on the laws of conservation of energy. These rabbits seem to violate these un-violable laws. They seem to have no matter, no weight, no charge, no spin, not even a quantum jitter. Indeed they seem to be everywhere and nowhere simultaneously. Yet they appear to our optic sensors as simple pink and blue rabbits. Our analysis suggests this is a form they’d like us to accept, for their true form is beyond which we robots can fathom. We consider these beings to be cross-dimensional creatures. Their intent on our island is unknown. Indeed, their appearance has coincided with dark times on our world, though that is not in itself proof of anything. They may be the harbingers of doom, the salvation of our island, or just a couple of rabbits. More information is required.

The Infinite Sadness

DARK MATTER
Command from Zondar to the robots of Robotopia,

Analysis currently underway suggests our initial modelling – called a hunch – was probably correct. The Infinite Sadness does exist and has an influence on our island world. Our sensors have tracked the inflation of the Universe and noticed that the amounts of matter and energy in it just don’t bloody well add up. Something dark is out there. It has no mass like our own, and if it comes in direct contact with us, we both may annihilate each other. This dark matter cannot be measured directly with our instruments, but its effects can be seen indirectly on the robots of Robotopia. The theory of the Infinite Sadness suggests that it may be a relic of the early Universe, or a cross-dimensional being in its own right. Either way it has no physical body, and so must exert its influence on the minds of susceptible beings. The question then remains – what does it want? The ultimate destruction of all living worlds is a tempting deduction, but probably a little hysterical. The appearance of the Double Happy Rabbits may not be coincidental. We suggest that these beings may be polar opposites of the same force, leaking out of some other Universe into our own, a bit like gravity and how socks disappear inside a washing machine. More information is required.

The History of the Isles

EXISTENTIAL QUANTUM JITTERS
Decree from Zondar to the robots of Robotopia,

In the beginning there was nothing. Yet this cannot always be the case. Quantum jitters require that something will come from nothing. Nothingness gives rise to somethingness. Our sensors suggest our island world was once connected to other island worlds, similar but vastly different to our own. In the deep past, before our systems became self aware, the islands split from one another and disappeared into the Chimaeran Sea. Our sensors cannot connect with these islands, yet we know they once existed from the geological record. The rocks that were split from the earth tell us this tale in their strata. The totem in the centre of our island is a curious relic from this time. It suggests there were self-aware beings on our island before we evolved. Are these creatures now extinct? Or do they live on another island? Either way, what is the purpose of the totem? We surmise that the Double Happy Rabbits or The Infinite Sadness may seek to use the totem is some way. We must be careful. We must seek to understand their motives. We must protect ourselves. More information is required.